She planted an ice cube in the ceiling and in time, it grew into a fine stalactite. She named it Elsa.
The lizards from every room from all of her house came over to visit. Each tiny reptilian face enthralled by the cold crystal, alien to this world that only cycled around four different summers.
They brought tribute and they brought their faith. The birth of religion was inevitable.
Soon, the altars and the chapels appeared across her house's ceilings. Shortly, the churches and the cathedrals followed.
She realized they had to invent a devil, just so they could run a few inquisitions. She had to keep fire extinguishers within reach.
She planted an ice cube on the floor and it grew into a fine stalagmite she wanted to name Anna, but the exiled lizards whose Exodus led to her floor insisted to call by it another name: The Beast, the one to bring the final conflict on Armageddon (it's a couple of adjacent boards in her kitchen ceiling, just above the stove).
They prepared for war.